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Please send in your funniest jokes so we can all have lots of laughs!!

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Joke of the Week:

Q: Why can't penguins fly?

A: Because their arms are too short to reach the control panel!

Q: Why couldn't the egg tell a joke?

A: Because it would crack in two!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

 Q: What's the best way to catch a fish?

A: Get someone to throw it at you!

Q: Why don't tigers eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny!

Q: Why was 6 scared of 7?

A: Because 7 - 8 - 9!!

Q: What's the biggest ant in the world?

A: An Elephant!

Q: Why did the rockmelon jump into the river?

A: Because it wanted to be a watermelon!

Q: What would we have if everyone in Australia drove a pink car??

A: We'd have a pink car-nation!

Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?

A: Nice belt!

Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks?

A: A Big Red Rock Eater!!

Q: Why was Cinderella a bad football player?

A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

Q: Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see a butterfly!

Q:  What's black and white and red all over?

A: A newspaper!

Q: What has four legs and can't walk?

A: A table!

Q: Why did the ghost get embarrassed?

A: Because he made a spook-ticle of himself!

Q: What did the baby chick say when an orange fell into the nest?

A: Look at the orange Mama-laid!

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