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Joke of the Week:
Q: Why can't penguins fly?
A: Because their arms are too short to reach the control panel!
Q: Why couldn't the egg tell a joke?
A: Because it would crack in two!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Q: What's the best way to catch a fish?
A: Get someone to throw it at you!
Q: Why don't tigers eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Q: Why was 6 scared of 7?
A: Because 7 - 8 - 9!!
Q: What's the biggest ant in the world?
A: An Elephant!
Q: Why did the rockmelon jump into the river?
A: Because it wanted to be a watermelon!
Q: What would we have if everyone in Australia drove a pink car??
A: We'd have a pink car-nation!
Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A: A Big Red Rock Eater!!
Q: Why was Cinderella a bad football player?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A newspaper!
Q: What has four legs and can't walk?
A: A table!
Q: Why did the ghost get embarrassed?
A: Because he made a spook-ticle of himself!
Q: What did the baby chick say when an orange fell into the nest?
A: Look at the orange Mama-laid!
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