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Welcome to Cupcake the Clown's Jokes page! Please send in your funniest jokes so we can all have lots of laughs!! Send your jokes to: info@cupcaketheclown.com.au Joke of the Week: Q: Why can't penguins fly? A: Because their arms are too short to reach the control panel! Q: Why couldn't the egg tell a joke? A: Because it would crack in two! Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut! Q: What's the best way to catch a fish? A: Get someone to throw it at you! Q: Why don't tigers eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny! Q: Why was 6 scared of 7? A: Because 7 - 8 - 9!! Q: What's the biggest ant in the world? A: An Elephant! Q: Why did the rockmelon jump into the river? A: Because it wanted to be a watermelon! Q: What would we have if everyone in Australia drove a pink car?? A: We'd have a pink car-nation! Q: What did the 0 say to the 8? A: Nice belt! Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks? A: A Big Red Rock Eater!! Q: Why was Cinderella a bad football player? A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach! Q: Why did the boy throw butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly! Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A newspaper! Q: What has four legs and can't walk? A: A table! Q: Why did the ghost get embarrassed? A: Because he made a spook-ticle of himself! Q: What did the baby chick say when an orange fell into the nest? A: Look at the orange Mama-laid! Would you like to tell a friend about Cupcake the Clown? Click HERE:
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